Devil Santa (Hunter: The Reckoning: Redeemer) Is he the real Santa? I hope not, since if Santa's going to go down, I hope it isn't in the process of removing his thong. So you don't feel so bad when Deathspank finishes off the North Pole's merry minions and slices Santa like a holiday ham. Though Deathspank is the sole occupant of the Nice List, that doesn't stop the jolly ol' jerkass from trapping him in an exitless dungeon (with one too many exits) or sending a coal golem to kill him.
Can I get some brain bleach for Christmas? Santa Claus is corrupted by the Thong of Generosity, and is apparently so huge he can't get up off his back, giving you a nice view of his underthings 100% of the time. In Deathspank: Thongs of Virtue, the tragically named hero Deathspank must collect the six Thongs of Virtue and destroy them in the Fires of Bacon. How and why are you fighting Santa? You probably never wanted to think about Santa Claus wearing a thong, but I didn't either, so you and I are going to share this brain-scarring pain. Plus, you bag a ten-pointer! Evil Santa (Gex 3 Deep Cover Gecko) Is he the real Santa? He's more like an anti-Santa, so don't feel bad about putting him down. I guess after you go insane from seeing a childhood icon turned into a demon, everything's funny!
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The clear answer to this problem is to fill his jelly belly full of lead until he keels over in a bizarrely comedic fashion. Nick is another abomination that rules part of the CarnEvil park, and he wants nothing more than to "stuff your stocking" (no really) with his Santa cla - talons. While the Krampus of Alpine folklore is a demonic man-goat with an impossibly long tongue and a basket full of naughty children, the Krampus from CarnEvil is just an mean looking Santa with reindeer horns, pine claws, and inexplicably thorny ice skates. How and why are you fighting Santa? You may be shouting at your screen this very moment, telling me that the Krampus is a separate Christmas creature and he's totally different from Santa Claus, duh! To that I say 1) stop talking to your monitor, I can't hear you, and 2) this guy's the Krampus in name only. Read on, and remember, it's better to give than to receive!
In these twelve games Santa Claus comes to town, and he's got a sleigh full of whoopass with your name on it. Nowhere is that more apparent than video games, where you are often charged with fighting the evil Father Christmas, or at least the corruption that has overtaken his holly-jolly soul. You want to see the bad Santa, the creepy mall Santa, the Santa who's gone mad from his gift-giving burden and is trying to destroy the world. So naturally, we mortals have a morbid fascination with dragging Santa's sterling reputation through the slushy Christmas mud. His very presence reminds us to be good and kind to our fellow man (with a little bribery on the side, but still), bringing out the best in everyone who celebrates Christmas during this most wonderful time of the year. He's the human embodiment of the generosity, joy, and Olympic-level eating that Christmas is all about. Just the name brings to mind a benevolent and loving father figure who cranks the joy dial up to 11.
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